Yarnium Hoodie Size:4XL The yarn ball is compact

The yarn ball is compact and neatly centred

with triangular sun rays radiating outward from behind it — making the yarn and the sun one seamless

The shirt reads "DEATH BEFORE DESTASH" across the top banner and bottom banner

💪 Built to Handle Your Feelings (and Your Yarn):

For anyone whose stash has a life of its own

Yarnium Hoodie Size:4XL The yarn ball is compactA pitch perfect send up of the periodic table, rendered as a single teal element tile with a cream border and matching cream lettering. At the top sits a neatly wound ball of yarn with a trailing strand, standing in for the usual atomic number. Below it, the bold two letter symbol "Yn" dominates the square, followed by the element name YARNIUM and the deadpan spec line "atomic mass: unknowable". A cheeky caption sits beneath the tile in white text,