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Training America’s Ass is a tongue-in-cheek gym parody inspired by one of the most iconic throwaway jokes in superhero movie history
Details:• Top-shelf dishwasher safe (hand-wash if you treat your gear like royalty)• Made from FDA-approved
” Always train smart—consult a pro if you’re unsure how to use them
and refuse to put the weights away just because it’s “seasonal
not NPCs who follow the meta
Gainzdolf the Swole Size:3XL Training America’s Ass is aGainzdolf the Swole: Wizard of the RackForget spells! This wizard casts PRs. Summoned from deep within the iron realms, Gainzdolf the Swole is here to lead you through reps and ruin. Cloaked in nothing but muscle and magic, this bearded beast of a wizard wields a protein shaker like a staff of swole and bench presses ancient prophecy for breakfast. Glows in the dark (only the Standard Tee & Tank while supplies last) because real wizards never skip
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